Somebody that I used to know - Parody

MARK

Now and then we like to play one guitar together

And that's convenient since we only have the one

Tony sold our other instruments

To pay some gangsters but he's still in debt

And if they catch him he will surely be dismembered

Tony is addicted to wide array of narcotics

He claims they help him write but we're a cover band 

I'm not sure why we keep him in the band

Maybe it's because he drives the van 

The rest of us can only drive an automatic

TODD

This used to just be my guitar

Now Dave is banging on it like he's fucking Tito Puente

We look sad because we're starved

Tonight for dinner we're splitting a candy bar

We are the poorest band in the world

We have to act like we are camping, but we're really homeless

I don't even own this voice We had to borrow it from Peter Gabriel

Don't you know you gotta shock the monkey

MARK

Climbing up on Salsbury Hill

TODD

Sledge hammer

DOUG

OOMPA LOOMPA DOPATY DO

My feet are cold cus Tony sold my shoes

STASIA

I don't think that we should blame our problems all on Tony

Tony not the only dead beat in this band

I don't want to name any names

But Derek, Timothy, and Dave

Each have fooled around with me

I threw up this morning and I'm gonna have a band baby

TODD

You could've mentioned that before

How can we afford to put a kid through kindergarten.

MARK

Hey guys where did Tony go

You all know that Tony can't be left alone

TODD

Now he's got the camera

and If he sells it then we'll officially have nothing

Theres nothing Tony can't destroy

But none of us knows do the plinky noise

EVERYONE

The clinky noise

TODD

We need Tony

EVERYONE

To do the clinky noise

TODD

Somebody get Tony

EVERYONE

He does the clinky noise

TODD

And send us some money

EVERYONE

For the clinky noise

STASIA

My stomach feels funny

(via María González - 1st year ESO B)

Free film-related activities to do in class

Teaching materials:
Free film-related activities to do in class 
secondary-uppersecondary@macmillan.es

http://www.macmillanelt.es/fileadmin/files/online_files/Mailing/2013/ELT/e_toolkit_secundaria_films/e-toolking_secundaria_films.html

What some people can do

Handlebars 

I can ride my bike with no handlebars 

No handlebars 

No handlebars 

I can ride my bike with no handlebars 

No handlebars 

No handlebars 

Look at me 

look at me 

hands in the air like it's good to be 

ALIVE 

and I'm a famous rapper 

even when the paths're all crookedy 

I can show you how to do-si-do 

I can show you how to scratch a record 

I can take apart the remote control 

And I can almost put it back together 

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem 

I can tell you about Leif Ericson 

I know all the words to "De Colores" 

And "I'm Proud to be an American" 

Me and my friend saw a platypus 

Me and my friend made a comic book 

And guess how long it took 

I can do anything that I want cause look 

I can keep rhythm with no metronome 

No metronome 

No metronome 

I can see your face on the telephone 

On the telephone 

On the telephone 

Look at me 

Look at me 

Just called to say that it's good to be 

ALIVE 

In such a small world 

All curled up with a book to read 

I can raise funds open up a thrift store 

I can make a living off a magazine 

I can design an engine sixty four 

Miles to a gallon of gasoline 

I can make new antibiotics 

I can make computers survive aquatic conditions 

I know how to run a business 

And I can make you wanna buy a product 

Movers shakers and producers 

Me and my friends understand the future 

I see the strings that control the systems 

I can do anything with no assistance 

I can change the nation with a microphone 

With a microphone 

With a microphone 

I can split on atom of a molecule 

Of a molecule 

Of a molecule 

Look at me 

Look at me 

Driving and I won't stop 

And it feels so good to be 

Alive and on top 

My reach is global 

My tower secure 

My cause is noble 

My power is pure 

I can hand out a million vaccinations 

Or let'em all die in exasperation 

Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations 

Have'em all killed by assassination 

I can make anybody go to prison 

Just because I don't like'em and 

I can do anything with no permission 

I have it all under my command 

I can guide a missile by satellite 

By satellite 

By satellite 

I can hit a target through a telescope 

Through a telescope 

Through a telescope 

I can end the planet in a holocaust 

In a holocaust 

In a holocaust 

In a holocaust 

In a holocaust 

In a holocaust 

In a holocaust 

I can ride my bike with no handlebars 

No handle bars 

No handlebars 

I can ride my bike with no handlebars 

No handlebars 

no handlebars

UK vs US Spelling

Phasal verbs with "TAKE":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk59VWV1HI8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Some phrasal verbs with "COME"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn1xv2vLk48&feature=youtube_gdata_player